Walter the Operating System

News: 2003/4/1 Irritated at having to divide the development resources of the former OpenBeOS team in order to retain the use of the Walter name, Bruno G. Albuquerque acquired Palm, inc. this afternoon in a surprise takeover. Details of the deal are currently unavailable, but rumor has it a significant collection of Garfield comic books were involved. The new corporation, Walter Industries, inc., will be relocating to Rio De Janeiro where Mr. Albuquerque will serve as CEO. Love It Or Be Troutslapped, baby.